haha... yesterday was shan's birthday... was supposed to go to luna park :(... but didn't go in the end... cos of the bloody weather lah... seriously hor... i digress first huh... wait lar... i think human's should stop predicting the future lor... it never works man... i checked the weather on sat (partly to haelp sylvia, partly cos i dunno what to wear)... and yahoo said : partly cloudy, min:20, max:26, but msn says: possible shower, min:19, max:29... it sounds cold right??? but NO!!! it was freaking hot... omg... for goodness sake! argh... i was totally regretting wearing jeans... ahahah... and there was not a single drop of rain... no... not even condensation... no..

anyway i realise i still haven't wished shan happy birthday :p... aiya... haha... the birthday song counts right?!?!

so we went to kmix... super cheap!!! 10 bucks from 1-9pm... and we sang from 1 till 5 something... SUPER!!! haha... though i must say that the sofa sucks man... and the microphones are actually those that have the wires... and they didn't have new jj songs... i wanted to sing bu4 si3 zhi1 shen1... boohoo... but they had 7f's bai4 jin1 nu3 hai2... which was very fun to sing... haha... super high... and sang jian1 ao2 twice with the birthday girl... cos the 1st time was a failure... haha... and we didn't finish shan's gigantic cake... haha... but i bet no one would find it a waste if they'd seen what had become of it after it got tortured by nancy and shan... haha... no photos cos i have to respect the privacy of the other ppl there... :(... tell me if you dun mind me posting your pic online hor... cos my blog is in dire need of photos to cheer it up... it looks seriously dead... but i seriously love singing k!!! ah!!! so nice!!! invite me to sing k with you and i'll definitely go!!!

there was this announcement this morning that there was this girl from our school who was grabbed by a stranger... and we were supposed to be careful and walk home in groups... that totally freaked me out cos a great deal of the later part of my walk home i am completely alone cos my house is like so dilapidated and no one walks there... so i armed myself with the most powerful weapon i could find... now i teach all those young attractive girls out there (who are like me... haha...)... if you ever walk home at those dangerous times, arm your self with tree branches... the best thing that god ever created! plants! omg... and this is the complete guide to choosing the best branch:
1) they MUST be strong... that i think is common sense... i mean who would choose a flimsy twig and expect perverts to be scared of them???
2) they must divide into deveral sub-branches at the end... this is for better coverage... 5 sharp points digging into his skin is definitely more painful than 1... remember that the main point is to minimise the harm done to you and maximise the harm done onto him...
3) the more the merrier... but 2 is the best (that is unless you are an octopus and can handle 8) what if one of the branches snap??? if both snap... then i say too bad... do not be kaisu and take 6... nononono... please at least give yourself some fingers to call for back-up if the branches backfire... and the final
4) aim at his face... yes... just shove the branch into his face... who cares if you blind his eyes??? it's his fault for attempting to grope you in the first place... and then you do what those hot kungfu ladies always do to bad guys -- kick their groin...
as you can see who needs those electric-shocking-self-defence-thingys when you have tree branches???

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