i used to spit on facebook... but now i have an account and i spend a good part of my life on it (SELL OUT!) and i stumbled onto this piece of shit on facebook called the "Best Friend Quiz"...

now i dunno how many best friends you have, but i have 2... out of the 147 friends on facebook, so this quiz just sounds ridiculous to begin with since i know that neither of my 2 best friends would do such a quiz... but anyway it was brought to my attention anyway...

and the questions in this quiz are even more ridiculous... and they don't tell you who gave the response to each question (which makes ridiculous sense once u find out what the questions are) so now i tallied the results in a neat little list...

1. Have you ever had a crush on Alison Su?
2 out of 3
yes because im so lovable :D

2. Do you think Alison Su is hot?
2 out of 3
AHAHAHAHAH IM FLATTERED! i've actually come to see myself as being more and more un-ladylike

3. Would you hook up with Alison Su?
2 out of 3

4. Do you think Alison Su is a virgin?
1 out of 4
now THIS is intriguing...

5. Have you ever had a dream about Alison Su?
2 out of 3
hope its a good dream! speaking of dreams i recently had a dream when i was busting for the toilet but i couldnt empty my bladder no matter how many times i peed! and then when i woke up from my dream (finally!) i was REALLY BUSTING! hahaha! very amusing i find!

6. Do you think Alison Su is attractive?
2 out of 3
the odd one out is blind... BLIND I SAY!!! no im just jk... likewise im flattered i even got 1 :)

7. Do you think Alison Su is a good kisser?
2 out of 3
to the anonymous person who said im not a good kisser: SCREW YOU! im an awesome kisser but too bad u'll nvr know how good! muahaha!

8. Do you think Alison Su is cute?
2 out of 3
awwwwwwwwww :) bloody dimples again

9. Do you think Alison Su has ever had a crush on you?
2 out of 3
erm... this is awkward... but i HIGHLY doubt that....

10. Do you think Alison Su is a flirt?
1 out of 2
this is weird... because i will only consciously flirt with my boyfriend... im not that shameless i hav standards... i dun flirt to get my way with strangers/friends

12. Do you think Alison Su is a good/loyal friend?
2 out of 4
NOW IM INSULTED. TO 2 MUSHROOM HEADS WHO SAID NO: FCK U! maybe its because u dun deserve my loyalty! (and you dun deserve to be on my fb friends as well... i thought i did a good job weening out the ppl i don't like/know... apparently not)

13. Would you travel around the world with Alison Su?
1 out of 2
(i have a feeling its the same prick who's answering no to some of the questions but whatever) i do love travelling!

14. Are you embarassed to be around Alison Su?
1 out of 2
this jst sounds ridiculous why would anyone be embarrassed?????

15. Do you think Alison Su has a nice smile?
1 out of 2
yay!!! i still think i need braces though...

16. Do you think Alison Su has a nice chest?
1 out of 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

17. Do you think Alison Su has a cute facebook profile picture?
1 out of 2
i say i do and i do! what the hell people cant even be nice these days!


18. Do you think Alison Su has beautiful eyes?
1 out of 2
hooray for double eyelids!

19. Do you think Alison Su looks good in a bathing suit?
1 out of 2
once again: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

20. Do you think Alison Su has a nice butt?
1 out of 2
IM INSULTED AGAIN! HELLO MY ASS IS AWESOM-EST!!! i love my body and if u dun think that everyone's body is beautiful in their own way then u deserve to be fried. i am no giselle bundchen (AHHH GODDESSSS) but i dun have to be to love myself!

im actually glad that i dunno who responds to these questions because it will jst be plain AWKWARD... and it might spark another blog war (a la high school bitch style!)

ok more another day! enough procrastination!

<3 had a cup of tea at 11:48:00 PM